Happy Birthday… psyche.

The new trend in Birthday Cards is to confuse whoever you’re sending it to. It’s my Birthday today and I’m loving the attention. But why is it birthday cards come in two varieties, schmaltzy and mean?

I got one that’s like, hey you get money- psyche! The dog ate it. Then I got another one that was like, hey open me- psyche! you can’t open this card. Arg!! Now, it’s not like you actually fall for it, b/c well once you pass the age of two you’re not so easy to fool (or so my parents used to tell me). But, it still burns a bit. I’m getting old. I get it. Stop trying to test whether I’m going senile.

Anyways, Happy Birthday to such geniuses as F. Scott Fitzgerald, Jim Henson, Phil Hartman, Jody Abbott and also me.

Ah! Why is there hair growing there?