Eddie Izzard has sexier legs than you.

Dame Edna + Lance Armstrong = Eddie Izzard.

So, Eddie Izzard just ran more in a little over a month than I will in my entire life. Just wow.

Eddie Izzard totally rules. I haven’t had the urge to wear women’s clothes since that horrible day when I was five and my mother found me trying on her pumps. I can still hear her laughter, echoing in my head. And the pictures! The pictures! Why do mothers need to take so many pictures!