Aw, sh!t. Now I definitely want chickens
I live in Brooklyn. My neighbor has chickens and I’m jealous. But, not as jealous as I am as I of THIS.
I don’t know if it’s a joke and I don’t care.
Wait. What am I jealous of? The girls? The chickens? The… I just want to be involved in a picture like that. I want to have thought of it.