The Naked Cowboy is Lame; also he’s running for office.
I will never hide my dislike for Time Square or anything in it. TRL? Short for terrible? Glad you finally noticed. I haven’t cared about Broadway since all the plays have become remakes of Disney movies. Then, of course, there’s New York’s most photographed tourist trap since we all stopped paying attention to cultural relevance- The Naked Cowboy. I’m not linking to his site or putting any pictures of him here. I dislike him. Remember.
Well, looks like he’s running for office. Good. All politicians lie and you, Naked Cowboy, are not naked and you aren’t a cowboy. I hate you and you stink.
So, vote for the Naked Cowboy! B/c that picture of his butt and your mom is so-oh, hilarious. Jeez, I hate that guy.