I wish I Were Black

I am by no means some closet, self-loather. I am proud of who I am but I think everyone can agree with me, that every once in awhile we look at people of a different race or whatever with a little jealousy. Admit it. Or… am I the only one? Someone back me up on this.

Well, today I wish I were a Dangerous Negro.

Really, the thing that got my attention was this design. I’m not a big endorser of the rebel flag, even though I grew up on the Dukes of Hazzard. But, hey! If you want to flip it, great. Also, I figure if anyone wears that they have an awesome sense of humor, huge testicles or never ever go anywhere near rednecks in the south. Just saying. Also, thank you for finally poking fun at it. About G.D. time. You’re my hero.

Anyways, it’s been decided (between me and one friend) this guy rules and I want this shirt. Ladies T? Not if I’m wearing it.