You’re Bad at Your Job- Set your phasers to stupid!!

The Sci-Fi network is about to enter the anals…excuse me, annals of really bad jokes. We all have a friend whose mom was a teacher and they had a kid named Shithead or Asswipe (those are pronounced Shuh-theed and Azz-weep-eh). Ha, ha. That’s nothing.

The lunk heads over at Sci-Fi were too busy patting themselves on the back for programming Battlestar Galactica to notice they rebranded themselves with the WORST name in the history of bad names. My old boss wrote up a quick article on it . He’s right and I’m pretty certain he knows a thing or two about branding. If I hadn’t been giggling at this already, I would have no idea what these jokers were trying to sell me.

If I were Polish, I might hazard a guess that it was something icky. Then again, if I were an urban youth I’d probably think it had something to do with a venereal disease.

Way to go Syfy. You officially have the dumbest name of any channel. That includes the ironically named Lifetime and Oxygen.