TMI?

A rotten smell has been following me around for a couple days. I thought there was something in my room. So, I picked up. I thought maybe it was my laundry. So, I washed it. Then I went to my girlfriend’s. The smell remained. First she said it was my hair, left side. So, I washed my hair. The smell was still there. So Jenn gave me another few sniffs. It was my ear.

The rotten smell was coming from my ear! As I cleaned it out, an explosion of toxic stench poured out. I’ve never been so disturbed or grossed out by myself. Why did this happen?

I had some of the Atlantic stuck in there. Awesome.