Signs of the End Times

Well, it’s official. The world is coming to an end. That’s right- Bono, Julie Taymor and Marvel Comics have finally conspired to doom us all to hell and damnation. Thanks.

I mean, I lost respect for Crazy-Bono and his boy-i-wish-were-Jesus music along time ago and I know we all think that Julie Taymor’s ‘Lion King’ was the most creative thing since we forgot about Jim Henson, but did you see her production of Magic Flute?

Is it just me or does that thing have the feel of a Vegas magic show? When do the tigers jump out of a puff of smoke?

Anyways, pack your bags. Our time is done here.